<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Carrie is a comedic writer and actress. She’s written for the New York Post, the Tyra Banks Show, Newsday and BettyConfidential.com. She’s performed at The Groundlings, Comedy Central Stage and Comix. Pass her a note here: carrie@carrieseim.com</description><title>Carrie Seim. Midwestern Wisdom.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @carrieseim)</generator><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Read my mortifying Jr. High essay on “Sexual Harrassment...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kptg7rM4pH1qz95jmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Read my mortifying Jr. High essay on “Sexual Harrassment in the Workplace” at Mortified NYC. Note photo of 7th grade me in the background. As you can tell, sexual harrassment was a HUGE problem for me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/185419753</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/185419753</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:52:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Hilarious Skype Dating Debacle</title><description>Apparently, dating on Skype is still Greek to me.
by Carrie Seim
All my single ladies – let’s be...</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/164246117</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/164246117</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 10:08:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>My Dating Life's Making Me Ugly!</title><description>by Carrie Seim

Legend has it that you can tell when someone has a happy love life just by looking...</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/164245489</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/164245489</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 10:06:50 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Carrie Seim “Lucky” audition - Leslie 7/11 Scene</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="296" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6019451&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6019451&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Carrie Seim “Lucky” audition - Leslie 7/11 Scene&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/159177512</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/159177512</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 08:27:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Terror -- and Chex Mix -- in the Skies</title><description>- Carrie Seim
Last week I hopped a Virgin America flight from Los Angeles to New York, a trek I’ve...</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/159176172</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/159176172</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 08:24:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Girl With Heart In Box. 2009. (Brian Clark)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/FAyRPBib5n1m4z43mIhRs0JCo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Girl With Heart In Box. 2009. (Brian Clark)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/103016458</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/103016458</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 11:20:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Mmmmm. Dinner in the tasting room at The Bazaar.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/FAyRPBib5mm8ccc3LoerlFkeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mmmmm. Dinner in the tasting room at The Bazaar.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/99084356</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/99084356</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:58:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>My review of Saam at The Bazaar</title><description>My review of Saam at The Bazaar: by Carrie Seim for NY Post </description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/99083783</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/99083783</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:56:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Is it meta to post a photo of yourself giving a lecture about...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/FAyRPBib5kl9qdkwlwLUP1ANo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is it meta to post a photo of yourself giving a lecture about your life which includes playing a video of yourself and then writing about it on your own blog? Or just plain douchey? Douche police, care to weigh in?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/82937922</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/82937922</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:29:43 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Signing autographs after my lecture/performance. A few minutes...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/FAyRPBib5kl978386ZSBGFCRo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Signing autographs after my lecture/performance. A few minutes later I realized the students got extra credit for my signature. Fame bubble burst.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/82934407</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/82934407</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:14:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>With my student hosts — and the illustrious, industrious...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/FAyRPBib5kl95gipSUt5ddgro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;With my student hosts — and the illustrious, industrious Lectures Program director Pat Miller — after my lecture at Iowa State University.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/82934011</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/82934011</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:13:27 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Top 10 Flirtatious Facebook Posts - According to Frisky Facebookers</title><description>- by Carrie Seim for NY Post	

“I just noticed your relationship status changed … care to change it...</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/82933024</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/82933024</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:10:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm Giving a Lecture at Iowa State University!</title><description>I’ll be chatting about blogging and comedy and (per usual) my dating life at Iowa State...</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/81283279</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/81283279</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:06:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Red carpet fabulous. Ooh. la. la.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/FAyRPBib5kd10y11EwDzoDgio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Red carpet fabulous. Ooh. la. la.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/81282701</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/81282701</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:03:50 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Reporting live from Oscar party at Beverly Hills Hotel.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/FAyRPBib5kd103bju71n6RV0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reporting live from Oscar party at Beverly Hills Hotel.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/81282527</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/81282527</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:03:10 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Carrie Reports Live from Oscar Parties!</title><description>Carrie Reports Live from Oscar Parties!: Live video feed by Carrie for BettyConfidential.com, in...</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/81282255</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/81282255</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:02:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Why Men Hate Valentine's</title><description>Why Men Hate Valentine's: by Carrie for BettyConfidential.com</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/78084758</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/78084758</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:00:44 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>He's Just Soooo Into You - by Carrie Seim</title><description>It used to be so easy. Do you like me? Check yes or no. Sadly, you can’t pass your crush a note...</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/76785930</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/76785930</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:16:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Tropical Winter Get-Away? Try Omaha.</title><description>Tropical Winter Get-Away? Try Omaha.: by Carrie Seim for NY Post</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/75330233</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/75330233</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 07:39:30 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Top 10 Ways to Pick Someone Up at the Gym</title><description>(According to frisky fitness buffs at Equinox)
by Carrie Seim for NY Post
“I’ve seen guys work out...</description><link>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/74636494</link><guid>http://carrieseim.tumblr.com/post/74636494</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:33:21 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
